- “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
management course you sent me to.”“Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!”“This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
“I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
“Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I
learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related
stress.”“Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem.”“The coffee machine is broken….”
“Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
“Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
“Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”
“I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
“Amen”
THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR D
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