For the Birds

There was an eagle who hadn’t had any in a while. One day he was flying around and really horny and he found a dove. He captured the dove, took it behind the bushes, and had his way with it. A few minutes later the dove came out and said ” I’m a dove and I’m in love.”

A little while later the eagle was flying around again and again he was horny. He found a goose flying around, so he captured the goose, took it behind the bushes, had his way with it. A couple of minutes later the goose came out and said “I’m a goose and I’m loose.”

Well after all this most eagles are ready for a nap, but not this eagle. He was up flying around again and found a duck. He captured the duck, took it behind the bushes, and had its way with it.

A second later the duck came out and said “I’m a drake and there’s been a big mistake!!!”

For the Birds