A cat dies and goes to heaven.
God meets him at the gate and says, ‘You have been a good cat all these years.
You can have anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.’
Well,’ said the cat, ‘I lived all my life on a farm and had to sleep on
hardwood floors.’
‘Say no more,’ says God and instantly a fluffy pillow appear.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to
heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer he made to the cat.
‘All our life,’ the mice say, ‘we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs, women with brooms
have chased us. If we had roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run any more.’
God says he can take care of it and, instantly, each mouse is fitted with a
beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
A week later God checks on the cat, which is asleep on its pillow. God gently
nudges him awake and asks, ‘How are you doing? Are you happy here?’
‘Never been happier,’ says the cat, stretching and yawning. ‘And those meals
on wheels you’ve been sending over are great.’
Cat in heaven
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