As a little boy climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual,”And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
Q: What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
A: Santa Klutz!!!!
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe.
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: It?s in Decembrrrrr.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Christmas Jokes!
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