The Statue

Mrs. Smith was in bed having wild passionate sex with Mr. Jones,
when all of the sudden her husband came home. Surprised that he
was home so early, she quickly told Mr. Jones to stand in the
corner, then she covered him with cold cream and patted him down
with some talc she had on her dresser.

Mr. Smith walks in the bedroom and sees his wife laying naked in
bed, appearing to be ready for a wild night of sex with her
husband. After a long day at work, he is refreshed by this site,
so he disrobes and climbs on for a great ride.

After they finish having sex, he asks her, “Dear, what is that
in the corner?” “Well,” starts Mrs. Smith, “It’s a statue! It’s
the latest fad and Mrs. Crump down the street has one just like
it, so I wanted one too!” Mr. Smith seemed satisfied with this
answer so he closes his eyes and goes to sleep.

He awakens at midnight and goes to the kitchen where he prepares
2 sandwiches and brings them back to the bedroom. Upon entering
the room, he walks over to the statue and hands one of the
sandwiches to Mr. Jones. “Here buddy,” says Mr. Smith, “I stood
like an idiot at the Crumps the whole night and nobody offered
me so much as a glass of water!”

The Statue