I dare you to challenge me in a insult joke off

You look like Woopie and Chris Rock
Yo breath smells like you threw up in yo stomach
Your feet look like curly fries
Your rottin toes look like fossels
you so fat, i bet we look like food to you
yo berath smells so bad you need a mint in yo stomach
you got robbed cause they thought yo yellow teeth were gold nuggets
yo head is so big , you are ahead of yo time
your phone is so big it looks like a VCR .

I dare you to challenge me in a insult joke off