Only when drunk

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place…

Man: ‘What’s the problem officer?’

Officer: ‘You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone.’

Man: ‘No sir. I was going 65. ‘

Wife: ‘Oh. Harry. You were going 80. ‘

The man gives the wife a dirty look.

Officer: ‘I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. ‘

Man: ‘Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!’

Wife: ‘Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.’

Man gives his wife a dirty look.

Officer: ‘I’m also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.’

Man: ‘Oh, I just look it off when you were walking up to the car’

Wife: ‘Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.’

Man: ‘Shut your big bloody mouth, OK!’

Officer: ‘Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time.’

Wife: ‘No, only when he’s drunk.’

Only when drunk