THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR D

1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”


2. 
   

   “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
   management course you sent me to.”

   
   


3. 
   

   “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”

   
   


4. 
   

   “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
   envisioning a new paradigm!”

   
   


5. 
   

   “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”

   
   


6. 
   

   “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”

   
   


7. 
   

   “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I
   learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

   
   


8. 
   

   “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related
   stress.”

   
   


9. 
   

   “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
   biggest problem.”

   
   


10. 
    

    “The coffee machine is broken….”

    
    


11. 
    

    “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”

    
    


12. 
    

    “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”

    
    


13. 
    

    “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”

    
    


14. 
    

    “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

    
    

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

“Amen”

THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR D