Excuses for Sleeping on the Job

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

1. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”


2. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
   that time management course you sent me to.”


3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
   got here just in time!”


4. 
   

   “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
   and envisioning a new paradigm.”

   
   


5. 
   

   “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

   
   


6. 
   

   “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
   work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
   practice Yoga?”

   
   


7. 
   

   “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
   solution to our biggest problem.”

   
   


8. 
   

   “The coffee machine is broken…”

   
   


9. 
   

   “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”

   
   

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p>And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk…

1. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

Excuses for Sleeping on the Job