You may no longer be cool if...

• You find yourself listening to talk radio.


• You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.


• You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.


• Your wife buys a flannel nightie and you find that sexy.


• You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.


• You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.


• You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.


• When jogging is something you do to your memory.


• Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.


• Sex becomes “All that foolishness”.


• Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.


• All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.


• You remember the “Rolling Stones” as a rock group not a corporation.


• You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son’s new running shoes.


• You actually ASK for your father’s advice.


• You don’t know how to operate a FAX machine.


• When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

You may no longer be cool if...