Friday, 27 December 2013

Blonde quickies 15

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.


Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: A blond electrician


Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn’t fit.


Q: Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde ????
A: She wouldn’t have been old enough to bear children!


Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.


Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.


Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?


Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: “Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”


Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.



Blonde quickies 15

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