Use "Beautiful" in a Sentence

Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class if anyone can use the
word “beautiful” in a sentence. Little Johnny starts waving his
hand in the air immediately.

The teacher calls on little Mary. Little Mary says, “The sunset
last night was beautiful.” “Wonderful”, says the teacher. Next
she calls on little Susie.

Little Susie says, “There are some beautiful flowers in front of
the school.” “Terrific, little Susie”, says the teacher.

Finally she calls on Johnny. Little Johnny says, “My sister’s
got beautiful tits!” “Johnny!!!”, says the teacher in shock.
“You can’t…how could you…that’s not the sort of thing…you
have to be punished! Tonight you have to think up a sentence
using the word “beautiful” in it twice and tomorrow morning
you’ll tell it to the whole class.”

The next morning she makes Johnny come up to the front of the
class to recite his sentence. Little Johnny says, “Last night my
sister told daddy she was pregnant and daddy said, “Beautiful,
just fuckin’ beautiful.”"

Use "Beautiful" in a Sentence

I Will Walk.

a man arived new from village with a lot of lougages,he stop a taxi and ask,how much is it from here to medina?
the taxi driver said it will cost you 5 L.D.,but for your lougages is free,then the man said ok take the lougages to medina i will walk.

I Will Walk.

Somthing Fishy

Q:What Did The Little Girl Try To Do to The Little Fish?

A: Drowned It Lol

Somthing Fishy

The major cause of auto

The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.

The major cause of auto

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

A: To the retail store.

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

French Fighter Pilot

Pierre the passionate French fighter pilot is canoodling with a beautiful woman. “Darling” she says, “kiss me on my lips”. Pierre grabs a bottle of red wine, and pours it onto her face before kissing her passionately.

“But why did you do zat?” asks the girl. “Because I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, and when I eat red meat, I drink red wine!” he exclaims.

“Oh dahling” she says, “kiss me……lower”. Pierre grabs a bottle of white wine, and pours it onto her breasts before kissing them passionately.

“But why did you do zat?” asks the girl. “Because, mah dahling, I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, and when I eat white meat, I drink white wine!” he tells her.

“Oh Pierre, mah darling” she says, by now very aroused, “kiss me……lower”.

Pierre grabs a bottle of cognac, pours it all over her muff and sets light to it.

“Aaaargh!!!” she screams “why did you do zat?”.

“Because, mah dahling, I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!”

French Fighter Pilot

An odd answer

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the
cafeteria.

During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,”A student gave me a
peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a
sophomore said, “Please, sir, it wasn’t me!”

“Ha, ha!” laughed Payne. “And I suppose the little snot had done it all
along!”

An odd answer