How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?It is the one with the kickstand.
tricycle
Saturday, 28 December 2013
Romantic fool
Nancy was dating her friend Patty’s ex-boyfriend. Said Nancy: “He’s so romantic. Every time he speaks to me he starts with “Fair lady…” Patty says, “Romantic my eye. He used to be a bus driver.”
Romantic fool
Friday, 27 December 2013
Christmas Jokes!
As a little boy climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual,”And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
Q: What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
A: Santa Klutz!!!!
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe.
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: It?s in Decembrrrrr.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Christmas Jokes!
Why are men so intellegent during sex?...
Why are men so intellegent during sex?
Because they are plugged into geniuses!
Why are men so intellegent during sex?...
five balls
one day a man walks into a bar and says he wants to make a bet.
the bartender knowing the man always loses a bet asks him what
he is betting on.the man tells him he is gonna bet that he has
three nuts. the bartender says well i am going to take your side
on this one. so the man stands up and says me and the bartender
bet 1000 dollars a piece that between the two of us we have five
balls. just then the bartender pulls out this .45 magnum and
says mother fucker you better have four.
five balls
Yo mamma so poor
yo momma so poor you ask whats for dinner she put her foot on the table and said corn
Yo mamma so poor
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