yo mama is so poor that on halloween her trick was the treat.
Yo mama .
Friday, 27 December 2013
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Question and answer Clinton joke
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Question and answer Clinton joke
Two men in a cabin
SCENARIO: Two men were sitting in a cabin. A while later, a man
came along and saw the windows of the cabin shattered. When he
decided to explore the inside he found the two men dead. If the
man who found them had nothing to do with the situation, what
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Two men in a cabin
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